Kangaroo

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The Kangaroo is a deformed alien creature with rabbit ears, a pouch and large hind legs. These misunderstood creatures may seem cute, but they can kill. Trust me, they are pure EVIL!

History

Millions of years ago, aliens from the Moon sent extraterrestrial mice to our planet. These mice never learned to walk, but rather moved by hopping... probably because they were too busy hopping on the moon... like those astronauts you see on TV... I mean, seriously, who needs gravity? Anyways, the without their precious cheese, the mice had to find an alternative food source (yes, the moon is made of cheese). One day, a toxic waste accident caused these mice to grow

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