Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive249

No keep votes.

1. Delete. We get it. They're not Led Zeppelin. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:00, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
2. I like Wolfmother.  Well, actually, I'm sorta neutral on 'em. I do like that Woman song. But kill this with fire. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 15:42, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
3. Delete. Another 'this band/place etc is crap' articles that start and end with abuse without moving to the sunlit uplands of humour. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:15, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:19, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

No keep votes.

1. Borderline FFW. Has a solid concept, but is it funny? Ehhhhhhh.... -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:35, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
2. TKF: No. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 12:12, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
3. Delete. Can return hence to the place it came out of. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:21, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:16, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

1. Keep. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
2. Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:55, 2 August 2011
3. Keep.. Wanking into the font... (oh, my.) Somebody stick an {{ICU}} on this thing, though. Too stubby. Could we have the history of Very Bad Deeds, perhaps? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 12:09, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

1. Another grey area FFW. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:21, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

• Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:16, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

No keep votes.

1. Delete. I reverted this to a better version, but still not good enough. The sad part is this has been around since two-thousand five. -- 01:57, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
2. Where's the content? At least it has a reference. I'm assuming this was another FFW escapee. Correct? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Gamma287 (talk • contribs)
3. This is disgraceful. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 12:08 July 31, 2011 (UTC)
4. Detonate  Twaddle, piffle, dreck, rubbish. Oh, you want more? Ok. [gets out the thesaurus] ...dross, drivel, poppycock, bilge, tommyrot, rigmarole, idiocy, prattle... I can go on, if you like. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 14:30, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
5. Delete. de-string. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:22, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

1. Keep. An article that has already gone through VFD twice and survived. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
2. Keep If it's already gone through VFD once then we should keep it and love it. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:37, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

1. Another fake America articles. These things usually suck anyway. I say delete all but the United States of America article. Usually these things suck, anyway... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:05, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
2. Delete. per above, and I apparently missed this article in FFW. --Mn-z 01:28, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
3. H-Bomb in a Cobalt Shell.  Yo, Gamma287: click here to see my (incomplete) list of America-related cruft. Oh, also: we should probably delete United States of America too...I've been working on it for three months, and it just makes it worse. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 05:35, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
4. Delete. (talk) 16:48, 31 July 2011
5. Delete. /me wishes for this non-funny article to perish in the flames or eternal darkness... Maybe give it a complimentary mango smoothie? :P Mr. Person 14:21, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
6. Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:24, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
7. Kill it. The first VFD was from 2005 so it doesn't count, and the second was some 2009 so it's even less meaningful. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:40, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

• Comment. just because it was kept before is not a reason to vote keep again. The nominations were years apart. --Mn-z 22:05, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
• Redirected -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:13, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

1. Hey, whoa, I hate to be one of Those Guys, but...I fixed this up a little. Could be decent now, maybe. Read it before you delete it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 07:15, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
2. Keep. Looks like someone has started working on it. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

1. Vigilance. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:51, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
2. Red-linky and stubby, and not likely to improve. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:02, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
3. Delete. There's gonna be a lot of red-linky articles since ffw just ended. Mattsnow 23:39, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
4. Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:49, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
5. I'm deleting the mother, too. Right in front of this one's eyes... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:05, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
6. Delete. not much edited since 2005, which is apparent from its quality, or rather, lack thereof. --Mn-z 01:30, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
7. Delete. There's not much that can be done with it, really. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 12:06 July 31, 2011 (UTC)

• Well, I guess this one's going down, and hard. Put it in my userspace, will ya? (Gosh, there's no way to say that that doesn't sound dirty.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 14:20, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

  Restored and moved to your userspace. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:42, 1 August 2011

1. Keep. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
2. Keep It's a whole fucking colour! mAttlobster. (hello) 15:43, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

1. Delete. Not worth the effort it takes to read. It's basically a big pink list. --Black Flamingo 18:18, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
2. delete. "Pink is sweet and cool colour" hahaha no. Mattsnow 18:19, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
3. That color hurts my eyes. I hate lists (not ocassional, but "%100 list" lists) too... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:40, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
4. AAAA, my eyes!! Kill it!  -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 11:59 July 31, 2011 (UTC)
5. Gee, I posted here, so what do you think my vote is? Seriously, compare this to Yellow. AndrewG1999 02:50, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:12, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

• If this gets deleted, I would like a copy to my userspace. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:11, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

  Restored and moved to your userspace. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:36, 4 August 2011

1. Weak keep ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:51, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

1. Delete. This is just random, stupid humor -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:33, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
2. A scruffy variation on the anonymous joke. --Black Flamingo 16:14, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
3. Delete. Mattsnow 18:21, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
4. Burninate!  Their debut album was also Number One on the charts for 3.1415 weeks, and remained on the charts for 42 years!!!!!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 11:57 July 31, 2011 (UTC)
5. Delete. Crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:26, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

1. Another one for Encyclopedia Seijanica. Seijana 07:37, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

1. Replace the page with that last image and some witty comment. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:19, 30 July 2011

   Hmm, that might not be such a bad idea... Done. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 11:35 July 30, 2011 (UTC)

2. Keep. Added an introductory sentence to precede the image. Seems good enough to me now. --Scofield & 1337 12:05, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
3. Keep. per fixing, and vore --Mn-z 23:57, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
4. I think of these things as "lazy-ass pages", but I still like them.-- Talk! Contribs! 06:11, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

1. How this didn't even get tagged is beyond me. New FFW, like, tomorrow, guys -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:58, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
2. Delete. per lack of articles on Grues. --Mn-z 04:16, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
3. Napalm.  ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 04:36, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
4. DETONATE!!  Wow... motion for new FFW seconded. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 11:03 July 30, 2011 (UTC) Seeing as I decided to make the changes Socky suggested, I will Abstain until I hear some opinions. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 11:35 July 30, 2011 (UTC)
5. Delete. It's a pretty notable topic. However, the article falls apart right after the introduction is over. Sad. --Scofield & 1337 11:10, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
6. Apparently it's notable, but I don't like it. --Black Flamingo 16:12, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

• Improved or not, I stand by my vote. (Do you know how FUCKING long it takes to download an animated .GIF on dial-up?!?!?) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 05:38, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • Bah! 56K is so, like, twentieth century... Like, really... I'm-a go paint my face now....... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 11:39 July 31, 2011 (UTC)
• Kept. All because I made that suggestion. And TheSlyFox helped too! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:04, 1 August 2011

1. Keep. And start taggin' in on UnTunes, fer cryin' out loud! --Scofield & 1337 11:11, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
2. Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:20, 30 July 2011
3. Makes sense. -- 01:47, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

1. Delete. It is too big and offends me. --Mn-z 04:14, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

• Contesting dat FFW. A pretty useless template. But I kind of like it. It's small and inoffensive. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:37, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
• Enough keep votes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:13, 1 August 2011

No keep votes.

1. Nah, burn it.  -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 11:21 July 30, 2011 (UTC)

• I thought it was just passable for FFW, but still pretty weak for an Expand. So here it is. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:24, July 29, 2011 (UTC)
• Kept with an {{Expand}} tag -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:11, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

No keep votes.

1. Would have FFW'd this 'un, but it's over apparently. --Black Flamingo 21:54, July 29, 2011 (UTC)
2. White phosphorus  ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 04:42, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
3. Two words: Nobody cares. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 11:17 July 30, 2011 (UTC)
4. Slam bam thankya ma'am -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:55, July 31, 2011 (UTC)