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#'''2006cruft''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:38, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''2006cruft''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:38, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{delete|dildo}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 07:47, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
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==[[Wolfmother]]==
 
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#{{delete}} We get it. They're not Led Zeppelin. {{User:Wilytank/sig}} 12:00, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Burninate|I like Wolfmother.}} Well, actually, I'm sorta neutral on 'em. I do like that ''Woman'' song. But kill this with fire. {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 15:42, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} Another 'this band/place etc is crap' articles that start and end with abuse without moving to the sunlit uplands of humour. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 17:15, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:19, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
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=={{VFDc|Very bad deeds}}==
 
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#Keep. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
#{{Keep}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''11:55, 2 August 2011''</small>
 
#{{Keep}}. ''Wanking into the font...'' (oh, my.) Somebody stick an <nowiki>{{ICU}}</nowiki> on this thing, though. Too stubby. Could we have the history of Very Bad Deeds, perhaps? {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 12:09, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#Another grey area FFW. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 23:21, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
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*'''Kept''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:16, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
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==[[Reticle]]==
 
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#Borderline FFW. Has a solid concept, but is it funny? Ehhhhhhh.... --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 16:35, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{delete|TKF: No.}} {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 12:12, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} Can return hence to the place it came out of. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 17:21, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:16, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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#'''Delete''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:14, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:14, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete''' - It's a shame because it looks like some actual effort has gone into it, but it's just sub-zany, studenty random shite. --[[User:Zarbag|Zarbag]] 07:47, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete''' - It's a shame because it looks like some actual effort has gone into it, but it's just sub-zany, studenty random shite. --[[User:Zarbag|Zarbag]] 07:47, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
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==[[Les Paul]]==
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} I reverted this to a better version, but still not good enough. The sad part is this has been around since two-thousand five. --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 01:57, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#Where's the content? At least it has a reference. I'm assuming this was another FFW escapee. Correct? {{Unsigned|Gamma287}}
 
#{{scary vote|This is disgraceful.}} -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''12:08 July 31, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#{{Burninate|Detonate}} Twaddle, piffle, dreck, rubbish. Oh, you want more? Ok. ''[gets out the thesaurus]'' ...dross, drivel, poppycock, bilge, tommyrot, rigmarole, idiocy, prattle... I can go on, if you like. {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 14:30, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} de-string. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 17:22, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
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=={{VFDc|United Spades of Amerika}}==
 
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#Keep. An article that has already gone through VFD twice and survived. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
#'''Keep''' If it's already gone through VFD once then we should keep it and love it. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 15:37, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#Another fake America articles. These things usually suck anyway. I say delete all but the [[United States of America]] article. Usually these things suck, anyway... --{{User:Gamma287/sig}} 01:05, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} per above, and I apparently missed this article in FFW. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 01:28, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Burninate|H-Bomb in a Cobalt Shell.}} Yo, Gamma287: [[User:Bizzeebeever/USA|click here]] to see my (incomplete) list of America-related cruft. Oh, also: we should probably delete [[United States of America]] too...I've been working on it for three months, and it just makes it worse. {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 05:35, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} {{User:JackOfSpades/sig2}} <span style="font-size:9px; color:#000;">16:48, 31 July 2011 </span>
 
#{{Delete}} /me wishes for this non-funny article to perish in the flames or eternal darkness... Maybe give it a complimentary mango smoothie? :P [[User:AndrewG1999|Mr. Person]] 14:21, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{delete}} --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 17:24, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
#Kill it. The first VFD was from 2005 so it doesn't count, and the second was some 2009 so it's even less meaningful. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 21:40, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
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*{{comment}} just because it was kept before is not a reason to vote keep again. The nominations were years apart. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 22:05, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
*'''Redirected''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:13, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
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==[[House of Reprehensibles]]==
 
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|keep=#Hey, whoa, I hate to be one of {{u|Sockpuppet of an unregistered user|Those Guys}}, but...I fixed this up a little. Could be decent now, maybe. Read it before you delete it. {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 07:15, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#Keep. Looks like someone has started working on it. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
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#Vigilance. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 22:51, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#Red-linky and stubby, and not likely to improve. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:02, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete'''. There's gonna be a lot of red-linky articles since ffw just ended. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 23:39, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 00:49, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#I'm deleting the mother, too. Right in front of this one's eyes... --{{User:Gamma287/sig}} 01:05, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} not much edited since 2005, which is apparent from its quality, or rather, lack thereof. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 01:30, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Delete}} There's not much that can be done with it, really. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''12:06 July 31, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
|comments=*Well, I guess this one's going down, and ''hard''. '''Put it in my userspace''', will ya? (Gosh, there's no way to say that that doesn't sound [[innuendo|dirty]].) {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 14:20, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
*:'''Restored and moved to your userspace.''' {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''13:42, 1 August 2011''</small>
 
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==[[Pink]]==
 
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#Keep. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
 
#'''Keep''' It's a whole fucking colour! {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 15:43, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#Delete. Not worth the effort it takes to read. It's basically a big pink list. --{{User:Black flamingo11/sig}} 18:18, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''delete'''. "Pink is sweet and cool colour" hahaha no. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 18:19, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#That color hurts my eyes. I hate lists (not ocassional, but "%100 list" lists) too... --{{User:Gamma287/sig}} 00:40, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{User:TheSlyFox/Detonate|AAAA, my eyes!! Kill it!}} -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''11:59 July 31, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#Gee, I posted here, so what do you think my vote is? Seriously, compare this to [[Yellow]]. [[User:AndrewG1999|AndrewG1999]] 02:50, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:12, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
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*If this gets deleted, I would like a copy to my userspace. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:11, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
*:'''Restored and moved to your userspace.''' {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''12:36, 4 August 2011''</small>
 
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==[[Band (band)]]==
 
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#{{keep|Weak keep}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 10:51, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#{{Delete}} This is just random, stupid humor --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:33, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#A scruffy variation on the anonymous joke. --{{User:Black flamingo11/sig}} 16:14, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#'''Delete'''. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 18:21, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Burninate}} Their debut album was also Number One on the charts for 3.1415 weeks, and remained on the charts for '''42 years!!!!!!''' -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''11:57 July 31, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#{{delete}} Crap. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 17:26, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#Another one for Encyclopedia Seijanica. [[User:Seijana|Seijana]] 07:37, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
 
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=={{VFDc|Domo-kun}}==
 
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|keep=#{{Keep|Replace the page with that last image and some witty comment.}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''11:19, 30 July 2011''</small>
 
#:Hmm, that might not be such a bad idea... Done. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''11:35 July 30, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#{{Keep}} Added an introductory sentence to precede the image. Seems good enough to me now. --{{User:Scofield/sig}} 12:05, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{keep}} per fixing, and [[vore]] --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 23:57, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#I think of these things as "lazy-ass pages", but I still like them.--{{User:EpicAwesomeness/sig2}} 06:11, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
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#How this didn't even get tagged is beyond me. New FFW, like, tomorrow, guys --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 01:58, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#<S>{{Delete}} per lack of articles on Grues. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 04:16, July 30, 2011 (UTC)</s>
 
#{{Burninate|Napalm.}} {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 04:36, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#<s>{{user:TheSlyFox/Detonate}} Wow... motion for new FFW seconded. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''11:03 July 30, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span></s> Seeing as I decided to make the changes Socky suggested, I will {{Abstain|Abstain}} until I hear some opinions. -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''11:35 July 30, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#<s>{{Delete}} It's a pretty notable topic. However, the article falls apart right after the introduction is over. Sad. --{{User:Scofield/sig}} 11:10, July 30, 2011 (UTC)</s>
 
#Apparently it's notable, but I don't like it. --{{User:Black flamingo11/sig}} 16:12, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
|comments=*Improved or not, I stand by my vote. (Do you know how FUCKING long it takes to download an animated .GIF on dial-up?!?!?) {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 05:38, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
**Bah! 56K is ''so,'' like, twentieth century... Like, really... I'm-a go paint my face now....... -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''11:39 July 31, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
*'''Kept.''' All because I made that suggestion. And TheSlyFox [[did|hel]][[everything|ped]] too! {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''03:04, 1 August 2011''</small>
 
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=={{VFDc|Template:RIAA}}==
 
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|keep=#{{Keep}} And start taggin' in on UnTunes, fer cryin' out loud! --{{User:Scofield/sig}} 11:11, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Keep}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''11:20, 30 July 2011''</small>
 
#{{Keep|Makes sense.}} --{{User:Magic man/sig}} 01:47, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
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|delete=#{{Delete}} It is too big and offends me. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 04:14, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
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*Contesting dat FFW. A pretty useless template. But I kind of like it. It's small and inoffensive. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 04:37, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
*'''Enough keep votes.''' {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''03:13, 1 August 2011''</small>
 
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=={{VFDc|Saint Vincent and the Grenadines}}==
 
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#{{Burninate|Nah, burn it.}} -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''11:21 July 30, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
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*I thought it was just passable for FFW, but still pretty weak for an Expand. So here it is. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 22:24, July 29, 2011 (UTC)
 
*'''Kept with an {{tl|Expand}} tag''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 05:11, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
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==[[Rick Mercer]]==
 
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#Would have FFW'd this 'un, but it's over apparently. --{{User:Black flamingo11/sig}} 21:54, July 29, 2011 (UTC)
 
#{{Burninate|White phosphorus}} {{User:Bizzeebeever/sig2}} 04:42, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
 
#Two words: {{scary vote|[[Nobody cares]].}} -- {{User:TheSlyFox/sig}} <span style="color:#330077;font-size:10px">'''''11:17 July 30, 2011 (UTC)'''''</span>
 
#Slam bam thankya ma'am --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 15:55, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
 
 
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Jack Thompson

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 27698 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Oh dear god. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 06:59, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Delete - Nerds + Hate Figure = Massive Frankenstein's Monster of an abusive/random Mess --Zarbag 07:51, August 4, 2011 (UTC).

Badger badger badger

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 27698 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Here comes the snake... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. Mushroom. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 11:44, 4 August 2011
Delete (1)
  1. I remember that All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy got through with cleanup, but this is just bad. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 06:59, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Ultra Liberals

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 27732 hours
Keep (1)

Symbol keep vote Keep., this is actually pretty funny. Seijana 07:38, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

Delete (1)
  1. 2006cruft -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:38, August 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote dildo ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:47, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Soviet Onion

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 27798 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Keep ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:01, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Some of the food puns are funny and relevant to the concept of the article, but the rest is completely absurd. FFW escapee. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:28, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:14, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete - It's a shame because it looks like some actual effort has gone into it, but it's just sub-zany, studenty random shite. --Zarbag 07:47, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
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