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Dethcentrik is this group of dudes that make the world's finest music, their local music scene loves them, yet the rest of the world hasn't quite realized their genius as they are far ahead of their time. God himself says the rest human race will not like their music until 2197, but due to their devote religious beliefs, and their condolences by local religious groups, the band continues to serve the Lord by creating their beautiful music.

Dethcentrik emerges

In the middle of 2009 a band formed, that's right, a band. Such an event is so rare it was obvious Dethcentrik was headed for local success. Having so few bands in their local scene, Dethcentrik was easily able to gain critical success by telling old high school buddies "we started this band, you should check it out." People were so in love with the band immediately that kind words such as "you suck and you should quit" were regularly spoken to the band, normally online, a long-held tradition in town was to honor greats with such praise online.

Dethcentrik's Rise to Superstardome

In the future Dethcentrik charted number one across the global charts and became pop sensations. Critically acclaimed, and loved by 7 billion people, Dethcentrik in the future is extremely successful, and the members of the band are not broke because they were rewarded for noncommercial approach to music with a grant from Focus on the Family.

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