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Today's Featured Article - Constitution of the United States (actual text)

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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Section I. Any male constituent who has attained the Age of Twenty-One years shall vote for a nobleman of his choosing to represent him in the executive legislature. He shall freely cast his choice on a ballot in a designated voting bureau and deposit the ballot in a box. After all the constituents accomplished their duty of Citizenry, the box contents shall be dumped in the nearest river and the predetermined winner be announced to the People.

Section II. Any elected representative in the Land of the Free shall receive 10 slaves Free of charge, only shipping and handling to pay and shall be refunded if not satisfied before 30 days.(more...)

Yesterday's Featured Article - Power

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Power . A word that is doubtless familiar to you and a concept you probably think you understand but yet, how much do we you really know about power?

Not much!

That's correct, bodiless, unexplained, yet helpful italicised text! We know next to nothing about power which, in its majesty is in all things, if you can comprehend such a concept. It could even be within you! You could have power right now and be unaware of the staggering implications of that fact.

I could have power?

Quite possibly, I can usually tell very quickly whether or not somebody has power. I have power and as a result I feel a certain kinship towards others with power.

I'd love to hear more about power!

Of course you would! (more...)

Featured today, a long long time ago

Featured Kitten Cookbook, featured on 28 January 2011. See the featured version.

Did you know...

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  • ...that the entire army of Liechtenstein consists of 3 soldiers? (pictured)
  • ...that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
  • ...that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ...that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
  • ...that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank?
  • ...that when it says 'Do not try at home', it actually means 'Do not try this at all'?
  • ...that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?

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On this day...

January 28: International No Anniversary Day. World I Am The Voice Of The Mysterons Day - Hi Im Ed Winchester Day (Austin Texas Only)
  • 1800 BC - Brits invent the word 'reaulycing' from their caves. America criticized for improving it and accused of warmongering.
  • 0 - The world was officially created, but nobody cares.
  • 1591 - Queen Elizabeth I's personal confessor Abbot Costello is confused by cricket, shouting, "Who's on first?"
  • 1987 - Happy Days Is Filmed In Front Of A Studio Audience - did you know that, I didnt know that !
  • 1994 - God was re-born, he died a few seconds later.
  • 1996 - Slap bracelets were re-introduced into the world and you became cool for just one moment longer.
  • 2005 - INA Day founded and people celebrate it.
  • 2006 - People realise that INA is an anniversary and so change it to 'International No Anniversaries Before 2005' Day.
  • 2008 - People got so fed up of realising that January 28th was changed to 'International Realising Day'.
  • 2009 - Dr. Mario is executed.
  • 2010 - Americans change it to 'International Realizing Day'
  • 3000 - After much deliberation Americans have realised they have realised nothing and revert back to International No Anniversary Day.

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